We Are The Madness

We Are You

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Leonardo DiCaprio:
*names his child Oscar*
Doctor:
"Would you like to hold h-"
Leonardo DiCaprio:
"Say it like we rehearsed it."
Doctor:
*sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."

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innercheeseburger:

prismaticpuppeteer:

rainaweather:

rorythepond:

rinwolfy:

I hate that they cut this

#this is why she doesn’t like magic #she may have been jealous when she was younger #but we never knew her when she was older and accepted her sister as a witch #she saw the bad in magic whereas everyone else only saw the good #she probably thought if she could keep harry from magic she wouldn’t have to remember losing her sister every time she saw him #she was also bullied by snape using magic when she was younger #it probably killed her to find out snape was one of the people behind her sisters death when lily trusted him so much

Literally nothing good came from magic for Petunia. First Lily being magical meant they were separated like nine months out of the year. Second her sister got married and moved to a magical village. Third, the one other magical person that Petunia knew got her sister killed. The end. 

No no no no no stop it
Stop trying to make me pity/love characters I don’t like

you should be happy to know that a character has depth

(Source: aradira, via faithandmagick)

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Europeans:
I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans:
I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.

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iwillbeatbpd:

Fuck yeah to the kids who feel like they’re dying inside but still gather up the strength to roll out of bed, get dressed, and leave the house. You are strong and beautiful and worth so much more than you know. 

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